Sad & sassy ;*

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via glamorous-dreams)

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

(Source: lostgirl49, via i-will-die-laughing)

phriend:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

(Source: iraqobama, via pizza)

01012012:

you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am

(via forebidden)

roseplated:

CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

(via deer-in-the-basement)

remember when staying up late was actually exciting

now its just life 

(Source: therealhamster, via shuut-your-whore-mouthh)

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

(Source: homobeans, via wwworldwide)

thepretendr:

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(via fake-mermaid)